Things I Hate: Being Single, Part II
Here are some phrases that will not make me more interested in you.
“I love to read - my favorite author is Ayn Rand.”
“You like horror movies, right? You should see Twilight. It’s about vampires.”
“My husband would be pissed if he knew I was flirting with you,” and its corollary, “I guess the counseling isn’t working.”
“I’ve only seen the first three Star Warses, but not the older ones.”
“What does that word mean?”
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Love the Any Rand comment – that’s so funny! Be careful what you put out there! The universe has a strange sense of humor.
When I was still living in CA, there was a fellow living my neighborhood who had a good chunk of the “A equals A” rant displayed on the back of his beat up Honda in tiny reflective letters.
In a perfect world, that would be grounds to arrest someone.
Actually, those seem like incredibly valid arguments for being happy that you’re single, you could be stuck with one of those chowder-heads.
Fuck I hate Ayn Rand…
“…grounds to arrest.”
It’s been tried.
My wife only meets one of the five examples you list above. Guess which one.
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