Inclement Weather, Fanboy Tizzy Threaten East Coast

The confluence of the first major winter storm of 2008 to strike the eastern seaboard and the unreasoning tizzy created by the announcement of Geoff Johns’ departure from Justice Society of America threaten to shut major eastern cities down entirely for the rest of the week.  Meteorologists are predicting that “heavy winds and incessant whining” are the biggest potential dangers and cautions everyone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle or a tolerance for Alex Ross’s unsubtle Silver Age revisionism to stay off the streets.  “It’s going to be terrible,” one scientist warned.

Some are speculating that the cold front may replace Johns on the DC Comics title.