Abject Embarrassment

My boss at Solid Cactus has started to ambush some of his favorite employees and subject them to a dreaded “six questions,” the first round of which led to some intriguing revelations about a coworker’s, err, um, fascination with Lindsay Lohan.

It was very funny, until the camera turned on your humble Jefferson Stolarship:

Notice how I lied about my TV consumption in order to stall on that last answer.  I didn’t think shouting “I’m Chuck Bass!!!” would have been apropos.