Why Ham Sandwiches Are Bad At Social Media

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The key to creating good social media content is typing. Without typing, you really can’t interact online. There are plenty of reasons why ham sandwiches are awesome, but ‘having hands and fingers’ isn’t one of them. So, yeah, of course ham sandwiches suck at being part of the online conversation. Why would you think otherwise?

I mean, yeah, ham sandwiches are also kind of elitist and off-putting. And they have a coke habit. But mostly it’s the lack of hands. And it depends on the kind of mustard you put on it. Really, a bit part of it is that ham sandwiches don’t like me. I know you saw me with grilled cheese that one time, ham sandwich, but it didn’t mean anything. Please answer my calls.